Chuck Norris could kick Steven's @$$ with his pinky-toe. :)
I stood in line for 3 hours to have Norris autograph a copy of his book for me and one for a friend who is a big fan. He only stands as high as my shoulder, but his hands are exceptionally tough. I've always admired his work.
On an unrelated note, I encountered Mr. "T" on the grounds of Universal Studios. He's a little guy in person. It took some real work with the camera to make him look big and menacing.