My family and I were on a day trip to Seattle back about 3 or 4 years ago. My wife was on a “healthy food” kick, so we went to a PCC Market up in the Green Lake neighborhood. I went in the market with all the kids...and I have 4 of them.
They were all quite well-behaved for being young kids. No screaming, no running through the aisles. They stayed with me and didn’t say much of anything.
The store people were fine, but oh! the looks of utter contempt we got from the customers. They looked at me like I’d just dropped trou and defecated in the parking lot. I mean gutter-crawlin’, acid-spittin’ MEAN looks.
I tell you...I’m beginning to think some people are born without a soul.
And so the evil plot to take over The Discovery Channel was begun.