[steve-b]

Frenchman with a gun? Isn't that a contradiction?
Hey Pierre, the end with hole in it goes toward the hostages. Better yet, the end with the hole in it goes toward you!

No, no, no -- the end with the hole goes toward the floor, in case the gun goes off when you drop it to free your hand for holding the white flag.

[hattend]

Now that he has surrendered watch this story drop off the radar screen, news-wise, and his name will never be released.