[RHINO369]

I'm 20, and my generation is going need organs, so maybe you old farts who though social security would put you on easy street, could sell yours to us?

[Indy Pendance]

I'm 47, considered a baby boomer. Do the math. I'll sell you my kidney, it's on ebay...

[Choose Ye This Day]

Watch who you're calling an 'old fart,' you whippersnapper!

When I used to do 401k enrollments, I always surveyed the crowd, and asked, "How many of you expect to get anything from Social Security?"

Not once did anyone over age 40 raise their hands.

[L98Fiero]

"I'm 20, and my generation is going need organs, so maybe you old farts who though social security would put you on easy street, could sell yours to us?"

You don't want my organs, sonny. I've goten them pretty broken in, what with all the booze and cigarettes. In a few years, I'll probably be hitting you up.

Can a brother get a kidney?!?!

[socialismisinsidious]

LOL.

Hey we might have the last laugh when your generation's top tax bracket is 90%. Don't know how it can be avoided with the government promising all and less and less sheople actually paying taxes.

[Old Professer]

Boy, I guarantee you that you want nothing to do with one of my organs when I'm done with them.

[SunTzuWu]

Since 1998-05-30

So, have you been a Freeper since age 12? Or are you using someone else's account?