"I'm 20, and my generation is going need organs, so maybe you old farts who though social security would put you on easy street, could sell yours to us?"
You don't want my organs, sonny. I've goten them pretty broken in, what with all the booze and cigarettes. In a few years, I'll probably be hitting you up.
Can a brother get a kidney?!?!
LOL. We are so damn unhealthy--bet you had bacon and eggs for breakfast, drank whole milk, ate meat, potatoes and gravy with bread spread with real butter and drank coffee. Home cookin' and good. Most kids don't know how to cook and would rather pay someone to make it for them. I will be standing beside you.