[Travis McGee]

We must welcome the quaint social customs of our new "Gold Card Semi-Citizens."

[8mmMauser]

I have a nice machete I got in the Philippines, but it is parked in preference to much more effective deterrents against machete wielding gangs.

Illegals repellents abound in many happy calibers, sizes and shapes. It is sometimes good to support diversity, of repellent tools.

[Joe Brower]

[CodeToad]

They get a "Gold Card", we get the bill. It doesn't pay to be a US citizen anymore.

[Covenantor]

In the Washington DC suburbs just about every lawn care-gardening service truck has 2 to 4.

I watched a fellow take one to the 8" dia trunk of an arbor vitae across the way and the chips flew. Done in less time than it would have taken to prep,check and start the chain saw. And in these parts they're about $3.00 at Harbour Freight. It's all about "Cultural Geography" you know.

[Covenantor]

Oh yeah...almost forgot. After watching that display I've extended my personal Tueller Drill distance by another yard or two.

http://www.theppsc.org/Staff_Views/Tueller/How.Close.htm

[janetgreen]

quaint social customs

WE must welcome these savage customs, but the ANOINTED ONES in the White House, the Senate and the House remain protected as they sit in their ivory towers, refusing to represent those who elected them.

All the while we're financially supporting these savages from the third world. Is anyone else outraged?

[King Prout]

the machete makes a decent weapon, but it has nothing on my wakizashi... or my M1911A1.

these gangs would have no traction in this country if the law abiding had not been so well indoctrinated to be helpless sheeple.

[dennisw]

I have two machetes and they are great tools for cutting brush and hacking at other plant world nuisances. Machetes are well designed blades and do the the job intended. It isn't my fault if feral 3rd worlders have adopted it as a weapon of choice and hack away at ears, lips and limbs

[Squantos]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27976

........:o)

[Czar]

"We must welcome the quaint social customs of our new "Gold Card Semi-Citizens."

Ah, multicultural diversity--ain't it wonderful...

Around here, we have our own personalized "welcome" for any of these banana republic thugs that show up looking for trouble.

[planekT]

Just chopping up people that Americans are too lazy to chop.

And they continue pouring into the country even as I type, while our government does next to NOTHING about it.

Grrrrr....

[archy]

We must welcome the quaint social customs of our new "Gold Card Semi-Citizens." At least two quick and simple solutions come immediately to mind.