[durasell]

Growing up, I had to walk 27 miles to school, uphill both ways in the snow. We didn't have shoes. All we had were pictures of shoes from the Sears Roebuck, which we taped to our feet to keep us warm.

Bread costs a nickel, but we didn't have anything to put on it. So, we'd give ourselves haircuts and make hair sandwiches. On holidays, we'd have mustard for our hair sandwiches.

[proxy_user]

But nowadays, you have to wait weeks to get your Ferrari serviced, and it's hard to find a reliable pool cleaner.

[.cnI redruM]

And then you'd go outside and pull twigs off the branches to clean the mustardy hair out of your teeth?

Dude, that was rough (lol)