But nowadays, you have to wait weeks to get your Ferrari serviced, and it's hard to find a reliable pool cleaner.
Yeah, but I do get a hankering for a good hair sandwich every once in awhile.
Okay -- absolutely true story -- I was out late one night drinking with an extremely rich guy. We stop in a diner for a cup of coffee before calling it a night. The guy orders, get this, "bread and sugar." If you're not familiar with it, "bread and sugar" is white bread toasted with butter and sprinkled with processed sugar. It's what moms would give their kids when times got tough as a "treat."