Every time they behead a Christian, I flush another Koran...
Seriously, I have defiled dozens of Korans in the last few months. It is strangely liberating...
Hmmm. You just gave me an idea - ballistics tests to determine which caliber of ammunition will best penetrate a copy of the Koran.
Too bad I'm not in the Boy Scouts anymore - that would make a kick-a$$ merit badge!
I think I'll run down to Half Price Books on my day off and pick up a copy so I can see how well the pages work as litterbox liners when my kitties do their business.