[Rokke]

"If I get in trouble, I can always just disappear,"

Disappear?!?! The only thing bigger than you is the carrier you floated in on. My pee-wee radar can see your flying metal trash heap half a world away. It can see each bolt as it falls off your rusting fuselage. The only reason your sleeping RIO will wake up would be when he hears the dried up squibs in your Aim-54's misfiring. The next sound he'll hear is my kill call as my -120's fired from far far away (roughly the range you become visible on my radar) time out somewhere near your canopy.

And then...And then...hey. I'm out of beer. Whose round is it anyway!

Sigh. I sometimes I wish I never gave up drinking or the Viper. Did I tell you about my last landing at Hong Kong?

[freedumb2003]

You fly 22's?

[Pukin Dog]

See me yes, shoot me, no. By the time you come around from your 9G gas waister, I'm past 2m away and extending. Your reticle is growing as your solution is gone. I'm hot so you will get a growl, but that is all. You cant shoot me. Wanna chase me? I'll run you dry. What will you do? Nothing. Next thing you see off in the distance is that beautiful triangle between you and the sun. Now, your EW goes nuts as I auto on you from the bore. Wanna fight? Chaff baby, because you cant go anywhere. I'm inside your -120, outside your winder, boards out, flaps, idle, may as well put the wheels down for all you can do.

Yeah, you told me about your Hong Kong crosswind magic.