[cogitator]

Latest satellite images suggest a vernal equinox will occur and that global warming will increase at an accelerated rate afterward.

Which hemisphere is that prediction good for?

[N. Theknow]

So far, just the Northern. However, a leading team of scientists at the Society Heeding In Time forum which meets annually in the stockroom of a 7-11 in Hopeulikit, GA; predicts it will spread to encompass the entire globe and then we are.....DOOMED!