[Angus MacGregor]

"Hello doctor I'm here for my exam."

[Brytani]

That should be illegal.

[Graybeard58]

Izzy Dunne I warned you didn't I? Now see what Angus has done.

I was about to have breakfast too. I can forget about that now.

[nk_47]

Dude, that's just wrong!

[Tunehead54]

Between the two - I think I'd rather be a bull semen collector. I must say I've always wondered how that is done ;-)

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We were out yesterday at an event called the "Little Everglades Steeplechase" and found a place right by a jump, the jockey scale, the finish line, jockey changing room, paddock, winnner's circle, a nice view of the big screen of the whole race, etc. and NOBODY except us and a few were there - a long way from the concession stands)!

Just bragging ... but a gal walking up the track had a long handle with a cup on the end and I asked what that was used for - She said "Drug test urine samples" - I asked her "How in the world do you get those?" and she said - "Wait". ;-)

[uglybiker]

"Hello doctor I'm here for my exam."

You had your exam last week. Which is why my assistant gouged his eyes out.

And he was blind!