Please pardon those of who are suddenly having flashbacks to the real scandals of the Clintons.
I would have been calmer, perhaps, if Hillary hadn't been so outrageous as to pretend she cares more about National Security than the President does.
And Bill's impolite digs at the Bush Administration haven't endeared him to folks who know what the Clinton administration was really like.
I wonder why we haven't had as many Texas-cides during the Bush administration as we had Arkan-cides during the Clinton administration.
Tell you what, after you and the other members of the Clinton Conspiracy Search Squad have brought them down perhaps you can all travel to Scotland and finally capture the elusive "Nessie".