A bunch of the old geezers on this board would be naturals at it.
Age and deceit, beat youth and skill....everytime.
age and youth.......
Subject: Wild Old Man
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food
court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would
look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life? The old man did not bat an eye in his
response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son."...