"Don't send my boy to Texas, the dying mother said. Don't send my boy to Kansas, for I'd rather see him dead. Don't send him to Missouri, just send him to ... O ... U ... Don't send my boy to OSU, for that would never do.
Then it's Boomer Sooner Oklahoma, Boomer Sooner OKU. I'm Sooner born, Sooner bred, and when I die, I'll be Sooner dead. Rah Oklahoma, Rah Oklahoma, Rah Oklahoma, OK U."