My buddy, Cinnamon Girl, of the OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list found this little gem...
Posted on 03/01/2006 1:58:01 PM PST by rface
You better believe it. He came after me with a chainsaw last week, but I got away. My poor Nanna wasn't so lucky, though, cuz it's hard to run with a bum hip. The image of him grinning maniacally as he lopped off her arms will haunt me forever.
...a man "ran into Cheney's knife" several times...
LMAO! Great stuff!
You ordinarily wouldn't expect such athletic ability on the part of someone with his heart problems either. He is to be commended for keeping himself in shape.
Cripes. You newbies are making a mess around here....
Cheney should certainly be more careful using a knife. If he's going for the guy's heart and he hits the breastbone instead, his thumb could slip and he could cut himself. When you're arranging accidental knife deaths, always go for the throat.
You think you're upset? I was out for a drive with my very influential pal from DC(initials only ... EMK) when this shocking news came through. My friend was so upset that he drove off a narrow bridge over troubled waters. Luckily, he got out somehow. He's gone for help.
I am not worried, there is a substantial air bubble in the car, and my laptop is still working. But this Cheney guy! He must be impeached or he'll be targeting women, minorities, gays, and children next.
Say, would you mind calling the Coast Guard? Getting chilly i
Looks like The New York Slimes missed this one...
You think you're upset? I was out for a drive with my very influential pal from DC(initials only ... EMK) when this shocking news came through. My friend was so upset that he drove off a narrow bridge over troubled waters. Luckily, he got out somehow. He's gone for help.
I am not worried, there is a substantial air bubble in the car, and my laptop is still working. But this Cheney guy! He must be impeached or he'll be targeting women, minorities, gays, and children next.
Say, would you mind calling the Coast Guard? Getting chilly i
that's a very good question....
probably because he's been here since 1998....
Well, that's what happens when rookies get in the way.
So what's the point here? ;-)
I'm glad to see this printed. This gives us much more information about this incident than we ever got about the Kennedy assasination, Chappaquidic, Vince Foster's death, and oh so many others. I'm sure that the Senate investigation will clear Cheney.
That Bambi story is bogus. Everybody knows that Cheney wouldn't waste time cooking her.
This part was really good: Buchs's death was ruled a suicide by Sen. Dr. Bill Frist, who examined Mr. Buchs by polaroid.
ROTF
Proper satire, much like proper trapeze flying, is best left to experts, at least in public.
When it all comes right down to it, I think the real culprit is the weather machine.
Cheney got in front of the weather machine once inadvertently when it was turned on, and he's never been right since.
It comes from the 121 Jigawatts of radiation that the machine emits.
Don't tell anyone about it.
I'm beginning to have some concerns too, I mean if Cheney is that good with a shotgun AND a knife, and he's only inviting targets like Harry Whittington and this Buchs joker instead of scumbags like Fat Teddy and Dick Durbin, I have to question the resolve of this administration.
I once played chess with
Dick. He turned me into a
newt! (I got better . . .)
Like the old Indian said when he shot the one eyed deer.
"I have no eye-dear."
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