[John O]

Of course I wonder if the Easter Bunny himself isn't gay. After all, Santa has a wife. I wonder why the Easter Bunny's marital status has always been kept quiet.

Rabbits don't mate for life. So you're probably just seeing the Easter Bunny between matings

[KoRn]

Yes, but please explain the pink, baby blue, and yellow eggs he carries around in the basket. If I saw any man doing such things I would have serious questions regarding their sexual orientation. =)