I don't believe in gravity.
;-)
"I don't believe in gravity."
Me neither, I believe in Intelligent Falling.
Once, I was distracted, not paying attention at the critical moment (should I go up? Or down?), and flew instead of falling.
/With credit to Dent Arthur Dent, my favorite hairless ape/
Gravity is a theory? Didn't know that. Btw, what causes gravity? Oh, Massive objects. What causes massive objects to become ....er ... massive?
Oh .... Gravity.
How does gravity operate across great distances?
Hmmmm...
How does Gravity tie w/ the other 3 fundamental forces?
Oh. String .... aHA! .... Theory. And it only uses 11, just 11, untestable, dimensions. But ... string "theory" has yet to be challenged in court. It is NOT, no way Jose, NOT intelligently designed.
That all said, I believe in Gravity too...heh heh...