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After much research and pondering, I have deduced my ultimate view on the issue of Evolution vs. Creationism.

I am now thoroughly convinced that life on earth began in 1973, on the exact day I was born.

Everyone who disagrees with this absolute truth will be referred to by their correct titles, either:

a.) "Godless Heathen"
or
b.) "Stupid Zealot"

I will furthermore refuse to address the "Catch-22" arguments of both sides of the issue:

Creationist: "Where are the transitional fossils between species A and C? Where are the missing links?"
Evolutionist: "Here is one."
Creationist: "Well, now you have TWO missing links."

and also:

Evolutionist: "You won't find any real scientists who doubt Evolution."
Creationist: "Well, Dr. Smith, the esteemed Professor from USA University, and Dr. Jones from Harvard said....."
Evolutionist: "Well, they're not real scientists...."

So I stand firm in my 32-year-old-Earth theory.

;-) In good humor.........

I am now thoroughly convinced that life on earth began in 1973, on the exact day I was born.

Hmmmm. That implies that life on earth will end in the instant that you die. But 1973 is only 33 years ago, so you're still young.

Since I'm 64, I'll be gone before you are, but just in case:

Take your vitamins! Eat your vegetables! Fasten your seat belt! Watch your blood pressure! Don't smoke! Don't snack between meals! Get a good night's sleep! Eat breakfast! Drink little or no alcohol! Shun loose women (or men, depending on your preference)!

And try to have fun...

;)

I am now thoroughly convinced that life on earth began in 1973, on the exact day I was born.

That would be about 3 years after time itself began, which was at midnight on january 1st 1970