You did great.
"Thank God I don't live in Illinois."
I do. And if I may speak on behalf of the rest of the conservatives in this state, We're sorry. Maybe some of you "super" red state dwellers could send a few of yourselves over here to help even things out.
"How do these people keep getting elected?"
Unions, Chicago:Home of the Jesse Jackson Black Mind Control Looking For A Handout Program, Not enough people downstate (who are generally conservative to moderate) to offset the high liberal condensed Chicago Metro area, and former Republican Governor George Ryan's License For Bribes scandal. Last gov race could have been won by candidate Jack Ryan who was strongly ahead in the polls, until a judge ruled it was O.K. that the press be privey to sealed court documents pertaining to his divorce. Apparently coercing your wife to a sex club is bad for your political future........unless your Bill Clinton.
Not on your life! Chicago has great pizza, but I wouldn't live there under any circumstances!
American would have never forgiven Bill Clinton if it would have been Hillary rather than Monica that he was horn-dogging around with.
ummm... Ryan ran against Osama, er Obama, for the Senate seat that Fitzgerald vacated.