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1 posted on 02/27/2006 12:28:19 PM PST by iPod Shuffle
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To: iPod Shuffle

Zed's dead.


2 posted on 02/27/2006 12:29:08 PM PST by massgopguy (massgopguy)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Walmart's fault.


3 posted on 02/27/2006 12:30:29 PM PST by RGSpincich
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To: iPod Shuffle

Shades of Gacy.


4 posted on 02/27/2006 12:31:09 PM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: iPod Shuffle

I think 26 year-old males who "live with their parents" are a dead giveaway.

They should be avoided.

(I was at happy hour a couple of weeks ago minding my own business when this guy pulls up a bar stool next to me and starts yammering. I said to myself: "ex-con who lives at home".) Sure enough, he got around to "explaining" that he just got out of prison and was living with his mother. I moved away as quickly as I could...)


5 posted on 02/27/2006 12:32:14 PM PST by Philistone (Turning lead into gold...)
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Moral of the story:

Getting blind drunk does have its drawbacks.


6 posted on 02/27/2006 12:32:31 PM PST by iPod Shuffle
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To: iPod Shuffle

I gotta think that when you woke up ,you would know "something" happened to you.Ouch!


7 posted on 02/27/2006 12:33:52 PM PST by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Scotland?


8 posted on 02/27/2006 12:35:21 PM PST by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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To: iPod Shuffle

"Winton, of Atholl Avenue"

You can't make this stuff up ;)


9 posted on 02/27/2006 12:35:43 PM PST by bwteim (Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: iPod Shuffle

I guess the local public toilet was too crowded for the guy.


12 posted on 02/27/2006 12:37:51 PM PST by TexasCajun
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Mr. Winton seems to be living on the right street, though. Take a look.


14 posted on 02/27/2006 12:42:48 PM PST by RexBeach ("There is no substitute for victory." -Douglas MacArthur)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because the other guys in the bar can hear zippers.


15 posted on 02/27/2006 12:43:41 PM PST by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud? Bad Rich. BAD Rich.)
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To: iPod Shuffle
At home last night, Winton refused to comment.

Thank God he's not out on the streets!

18 posted on 02/27/2006 12:55:42 PM PST by Designer (Just a nit-pick'n and chagrin'n)
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To: iPod Shuffle

Why are the coworkers stunned and shocked?
Oh, I guess if someone is polite and happy they can't
do any wrong...this episode of part of the coworkers
growing up scenario.


28 posted on 02/27/2006 2:06:29 PM PST by Getready (H)
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