[MplsSteve]

Any Wisconsin-based Freepers wanna owe up to this?

Opinions or comments - anyone?

[Revolting cat!]

Why on earth would they steal Miller beer?

It's been reported it's good as a fertilizer additive. Spring time, ya know.

[elkfersupper]

[Fintan]

Joke's on the crooks: They thought they stole beer.

[tubebender]

BOL for Norms Revenge .Last seen driving Peterbilt with Utah plates...

[Petruchio]

No Comment.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headline today:

Lowlifes Hijack High Life!

[Mike Darancette]

Miller, a beer like substance.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomoorow's headline today:

Carbonated Water Truck Stolen

Thieves Mistake Cargo for Beer

[Tiny]

Any Wisconsin-based Freepers wanna owe up to this?

Ossifer, I no nuttin 'bout it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am ;P

[The Duke]

"Here, hold ma semi!'

[Revolting cat!]

When it comes to beers, I always enjoy Hilary's family's product!

[Samwise]

Don't worry. Buford T. Justice is on the case.

[CrazyIvan]

Bruce I (Eric Idle):
Good evening, ladies and bruces!
Bruce II (Michael Palin):
Hello, Bruce.
Bruce I:
G'day, Bruce.
Bruce III (Neil Innes):
How are ya, Bruce.
Bruce I:
How are ya, Bruce.
Bruce II:
What's all this lot, Bruce?
Bruce I:
It's very nice to be here at the Hollywood Bowl this evening! We're all philosophy professors from the University of Woolamaloa, Australia!
All Bruces:
Hey, Australia, Australia, Australia! God love ya!
Bruce I:
I teach Hegelian philosophy, Bruce here teaches Aristotolean philosophy, and Bruce here is in charge of the sheep dip.
Bruce II:
[Cough] Bloody difficult work, I tell ya!
Bruce I:
I'll tell you what, it's thirsty work watching this kind of humor, Bruce. Why don't you just stick out a few of these little free examples from your Esky and leave ----
Bruce II:
What, give these ---- give these Americans our precious cans of ----
[Bruce II throws cans of Fosters from his ice box into the audience.]
Bruce I:
See how awful they are, grasping and go-getting.
Bruce II:
Okay, one over there.
Bruce I:
You can feel morally superior and smug.
Bruce II:
Right, there's one coming right over there. Mind out, charlies! A big one, one big one, there we go!
Bruce I:
All right! Now, the reason we do this, ladies and bruces, is frankly over here we find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe!
Bruce III:
Making love in a canoe?
Bruce I:
It's f***ing close to water!

[Oystir]

We did this in 1979; the charge (eventually) was "joyriding" and everyone from the judge to the cops to the Pabst (a better beer then millers) representive had a laugh over our situation.

[Redbob]

If it'd been a stolen trailer of Budweiser, I'd have said it was someone doing beer-lovers everywhere a favor...

assuming they're disposing of it in an environmentally-friendly way, of course.

[Joe Boucher]

I didn't know they drank beer in Wisconsin.
Do they go bowling there too?

[toddlintown]

If they get caught, arrested and sentenced, will it be "Miller Time?"

[DCPatriot]

This type of crime in today's age, is 100% avoidable, IMO.

If this corporation can afford Super Bowl commercials at $5Million per minute, it can afford a GPS chip in all shipments.

[bert]

It should last a fraternity through the end of this semester.

[steveegg]

Hold muh beer and watch this.