My Grampa used to touch me down in Georgia...
And I wound up gettin' caught with little ones
But I got help in court case from a liberal judge
So I still can have my fun.
Lawd, I was born a NAMBLA'n man...
I’m on my way to Disney World this mornin’,
And Listenin' to what my friends tell me,
they're always having a good time in the bathrooms, Lawd
I get to watch your little boys go pee!!!
Now that's funny!