Posted on 02/23/2006 12:50:41 PM PST by Grig
It looks like a cell phone, but it is a gun that can fire 4 rounds. There is a video of it in action at the source link (press play and it says 'Loading' hehehe )
I guess now you can say 'Can you hear me now, well can you punk?' :)
LOL, I need to slow him down or he'll shoot us all up!
ping
"Then you get to the ones who do it while getting boinked."
Rodney Dangerfield said his wife liked to talk to him while she was having sex. "One day she called me from a hotel."
"I drive a taxi in NYC ..."
See if you can locate a book called, "The Sidelong Glances of a Pigeon Kicker"> by David Boyer. Been a while since I read it, but the guy was supposedly a taxi driver. Someone asked him why. He said, "I wanted to show the back of my neck to the world."
I was just doing the research for the link. Heck, I didn't even know they'd made a movie about it!
Thought for sure I'd see a Bond graphic on this ping! (I wonder if Q-Branch ever had any of these...)
Check out the WWII German "last ditch" belt buckle
Two shots - .380 I believe
There have been some belt mounted firearms that also fit on the rear of your waist under a coat
No it wasn`t cold, they are just cellphone insane...Here`s another, if I drop someone off and just by chance there is another person waiting to get in, the person I am dropping off with almost always take their sweet azz time getting out out of spite. Usually they make pretend they are unaware of the other person who wants to get in by using what else? Their cellphone.
Oh yeah, here`s another lunatic I picked up last week... I picked up this lady from Central park west which is one of the richest neighborhoods in New York. She comes out of her building and the doorman opens the door for her etc etc, and she tells me to take her all the way downtown to Water street which is right near Wall street in the financial section. When we get there, the fare was about 17 bucks, Guess how she paid me? In nickels, dimes, pennies... I`m sitting there for like 5 minutes while this nuts counts out all these dimes and nickels and hands fistfuls of them to me. When I asked her if she had any bills she said "YOU people like change!" Finally I couldn`t take it anymore and pulled a Ralph Kramden on her "GET OOUT! GEEEET OUT!" which is probably what she was hoping for so she wouldn`t have to pay me.
Great story!
Cab driver in NYC, man I bet you have seen some odd things!
"Can you hear me now...?"
*BANG!*
"...Good."
Don't let the punks up there get you down, most of them wouldn't know a hard day at work if it slapped them in the face.
Might need to install some massive speakers in the back so you can pipe some "mood music" back there on these occasions.
"Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige" said she.
Oh yeah, driving Tom Clancy made my year! And the way it happened was just so bizarre... people get this idea in their heads that someone like him is just so over the top, like some phantom legend who must be surrounded by leagues of limos, bodyguards and assistants, yet there he was all by himself on Madison ave looking like a bagman (as opposed to a baglady)
I hate to make that comparison, but I swear when I first saw him that`s exactly what I thought.. He had tons of bags and his shirt was all hanging out, I get those types all the time, the ones who collect cans and ask me to bring them to the local redeeming station then they either pay me or ask me to wait while they dump 10 billion cans in the machine.
I thought he was going to be trouble. Then when he got in, he right away asked if he could smoke so I was like "Oh s**t..Here we go again" so I said "Yeah, just open the window" then he told me to bring him to the Regency on Park ave which is a $$$ hotel so I then I looked at him in my rear view mirror to see if he was BS-ing me or not, and I immediately knew who he was and I practically s**t!
This is what he looked like but without the hat if you want to know..
http://www.askmen.com/men/entertainment_150/pictures_150/tom_clancy/tom_clancy_150.jpg
He always wears the hat and the shades so people really don`t recognize the eyes, but a few times I saw him from who knows where without the shades, and there was no mistaking those eyes. At first I couldn`t believe it, I thought it must be a guy who just looks like him, then when he told me he was from Maryland, I went into my Ralph Kramden "Hamanah hamanah hamanah" I mean literally, I made an ass out of myself. 1000% verifiable celeb! and I missed the street to turn on! lol!
Oh yeah, another thing, when I asked him why he was in New York, he immediately shut up and I learned later on he is a very private person. Damn, he was cool though, but talk about down to earth, damn! If you didn`t know who he was you would have assumed he was some bartender in some local dive.
I wish to hell I kept my cool and the ride was longer. What facinates me about that guy is how he knows so much about every aspect of the Government when it comes to National security. I mean think about it, he never served in the military...How the hell did he get those kinds of connections? A friend of mine told me he gives lectures to the FBI, CIA and everyone else involved in National security. They come to HIM for advice!
I guess when Reagan gives a thumbs up on your book, all bets are off. That`s how his career started. Reagan was reading "Hunt for Red October" while in office, and the press asked him what he was reading and Reagan told them.."The hunt for the Red October..It`s a really good yarn" and the book became a best seller and Clancy was on his way. I guess the guy is brilliant, otherwise he would have never got to the level of respect he has today.
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