"Two weeks after 9/11, the UAE crown prince warned Washington not to strike innocent Muslims in Afghanistan, but instead focus on Israeli terrorism.
Don't forget my French communist friend, Hitler is our friend now, Moscow's orders. Now pull down those posters, and stop handing out those leaflets.
The thought occurred to me that it would be better to hand over control of port operations to the Mob, rather than a UAE-owned company. They'd get along swimmingly with the guys who actually work there, and probably are better overall security risks than the Muslims.... (laughs)
- John