Why Mommy is a Democrat

American Digest ^ | February 22, 2006 | Vanderleun

[Brett66]

Democrats make sure.....

How Orwellian.

[Kimmers]

Sympathy Hug and a comforting pat on the back

[AmishDude]

Drunk, I'd gather.

[cammie]

Living in New York, I think I've dated more than one of these Zilber-like beta males...but each of them only once. I bet he has a high-pitched speaking voice, I bet he can't tell a curveball from a fastball, and I bet he likes subtitled films. ICK.

[Migraine]

Democrats still live in the world where they think they are the party of the poor. Which is laughable!

But wait! I remember those folks in the N.Orleans Superdome and how they whined and carried on. I remember the forlorn, blank, hopeless, victimized stares. Those were democrats. And they were definitely poor. But, if you were morally and idelogically bankrupt like they are, and if you were as clueless about life in the real world as they are, you'd not only be poor, too -- you TOO would be a democrat!

[Kaylee Frye]

So is my mom... and dad... and brother... and other brother and his wife... and their little guy who is probably doomed...

Sigh, maybe we can figure out how to convert them. :(

[Disambiguator]

Let me guess: they like wine over beer, too.

[ConservaTexan]

"Mommy is a Democrat because she wants to be able to abort your unborn brothers and sisters. She doesn't enjoy being a Mommy and wishes that she had just focused on her career."

Good Stuff!

[TNdandelion]

I never had a chance at being a Democrat. My grandfather used to tell me stories as a child and Democrat was another name for the "Boogeyman." LOL Oh...and canned biscuits were always called Democrat biscuits. I'll never understand how he came up with that but canned biscuits do suck pretty bad! LOL

[Xenophon450]

Hey this guy might be right!!! Those "Progressives" always have the citizenry's best interest in mind.

I'm sure these nicley dressed men are inspecting playground equipment that might endanger children or banning those badddd cigarettes

[Billthedrill]

Anybody remember Grandfather Twilight?

Are these folks really talking to kids or to other "progressives" in the only language they'll understand?

[okie01]

The Dims are well and truly doomed.

[SteveMcKing]

A better story is where forrest animals gather nuts for the winter while others play.

Then winter comes, and the working animals have to defend their lives and property against predators.

A woodsman named "Government" comes along, chops down your tree, takes 35% of everything and splits it between himself and some wolves.

[Salamander]

That's because loons aren't readily recognizable by most children and moon bats don't really exist as a species.

Jackasses carry too much derogatory baggage.

Squirrels were the natural "next best choice"....:)

[JRios1968]

My wife was a democrat, when she was in college...she even voted for Bubba, twice! Then her Dad (bless his heart) told her she would be a democrat until she left college and actually had a job where she had to pay taxes. He even told her that she would become a conservative when she got married and had her own kids.

Of course, it helped that she married a conservative in the Air Force... :)

[Salamander]

WTH was *that* supposed to convey?!?

[pollyannaish]

One of the great pieces of satire of the 21st Century imo.

[miliantnutcase]

Yeah, my wife is a hard line conservative yet she just votes demo...

[Salamander]

"forrest animals"

j/k......;D

[BenLurkin]

Becasue she killed his little brother in the womb.