Listen Al and let me make this perfectly clear! I didn't climb out the grave just to whistle "Dixie." So, first, announce to the press that you will be making an important statement. Get that Micheal Moore to film the whole thing. Have the press meet you on top of the Empire State Building. Then when they have all assembled and are at the peak of anticipation, take a deep breath, grab Micheal Moore and jump over the rail with him, you sorry heap of dung!
Geeze, Dick! And I thought I was hard on the Dems...
Well, I'm not a good shot like you...