Posted on 02/21/2006 4:31:26 AM PST by Cornpone
They should talk to Jimmy Carter about how to deal with a rabbit attack.
Why? Did the hare have lust in its heart?
I think we should all take notice and care not to publish any unseemly hare cartoons. God knows what could happen if the hares of the world unite in a violent gasp of anti-western hatred.
Attack of the were rabbit.
Nothing new, out west jackrabbits attack cars and trucks all the time.
True, they always lose, but keep on coming.
Forgot to mention:
This is the actual "rabbit attack"
the Curse of Jimmy Carter.
Predators behavior is often triggered by the actions of the prey animals, and anything that deviates from the norm often causes a strange response. Scientists have discovered that the wolves hunting pattern.."coursing" is switched on by the prey running. There is a very well known film sequence, showing wolves chasing a moose...after a while, the moose, exhausted, collapses on a river bank..the wolves, a pack of 5 or so.. come up along side it...seem confused, sat down next to it, and waited..after about an hour, the moose recovered, got up, tooka few strides, then the wolves caught and killed it..
You don't have to tell me.
I have a pack of Ibizan Hounds, of which rabbits are but one of their usual prey items.
I also have pet rabbits.
The first time the hounds charged at the rabbit pens, the biggest doe reared up on her hind legs and charged back, -growling-.
All four dogs skidded to a confused halt.
*This* wasn't in the official hound/rabbit playback and it threw them all for a loop.
The wild bunnies who help themselves to my bird seed act "normal" and get chased out of the yard nightly.
[they're playing fair]....;)
My 3 Talouse geese also taught the dogs a valuable lesson about barnyard fowls vs. fair game birds.
Cartoon rabbit jihad spreads; hares burn canine flag, shout "death to wolves".
It's got a mean streak a MILE WIDE!!!
You have posted a graven image of a Hare, CBUH (Carrots be upon him). For this, a fatwah shall be issued. Expect to find flaming bags of bunny pellets on your front door step.
The Militant Hare Front has spoken!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/972968/posts
Jimmy and the poor bunny.
CBUH! LOL!
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