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Bomber blows himself up by mistake
Herald Sun ^ | 21 February 2006

Posted on 02/20/2006 2:37:55 PM PST by Aussie Dasher

A SUSPECTED suicide bomber blew himself up prematurely near a main road routinely used by government officials and foreign troops in eastern Afghanistan, police said today.

The man was blown to bits and only his leg and hat were found at the scene after the blast in eastern Nangarhar province yesterday, provincial police spokesman Ghafor Khan said.

"Our investigations show that a suicide bomber wanted to get to the main road and, just before that, explosives strapped to his body went off due to some malfunction ahead of time and tore him into pieces," Mr Khan said.

In a separate attack on the same day in the province, a civilian was killed and five were wounded in a bomb blast.

It was not clear who was behind the bombing.

Police, however, blamed both incidents on "enemies of Afghanistan who want to create tension to undermine security".


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Many comments could be made about "going off prematurely", but probably best just to LOL!!!!
1 posted on 02/20/2006 2:37:56 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

and the 2006 darwin award winner is.........


2 posted on 02/20/2006 2:39:11 PM PST by freepatriot32 (Holding you head high & voting Libertarian is better then holding your nose and voting republican)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I hate it when that happens!!



NOT!!


3 posted on 02/20/2006 2:39:41 PM PST by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
He's got a leg up on the rest of us ...
4 posted on 02/20/2006 2:40:09 PM PST by manwiththehands (Repeal the 17th Amendment. NOW.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Next time, I hope similar bombers do this in the terrorist bomb making factory among many fellow terrorists holding boxes of rusty nails.


5 posted on 02/20/2006 2:40:30 PM PST by new yorker 77 (Conservatives who eat their own are a liberal's best friend.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
No virgins for you!
6 posted on 02/20/2006 2:40:43 PM PST by steveo (No Anchovies? You've got the wrong man, I spell my name steveo...)
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To: Aussie Dasher

And he is still considered a suspected suicide bomber? OH, maybe he was just walking around with a bomb for fun and it went off by accident. :)


7 posted on 02/20/2006 2:40:52 PM PST by Echo Talon
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No 73 virgins???? Bet it prematurely blew something else off too...LOL


8 posted on 02/20/2006 2:41:35 PM PST by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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9 posted on 02/20/2006 2:41:36 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

"He blowed up real good."

10 posted on 02/20/2006 2:41:44 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dead

Whoa I'm getting double-vision. :)


11 posted on 02/20/2006 2:42:08 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Aussie Dasher

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,....


12 posted on 02/20/2006 2:42:29 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

He didn't have a leg to stand on.
My hat is off to him where ever he may bes.


13 posted on 02/20/2006 2:42:42 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Echo Talon

He found it and was taking it down to turn it in, and ooopps it went off......


14 posted on 02/20/2006 2:42:55 PM PST by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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To: manwiththehands

Hey Mahmed, what's that up the road, a head?


15 posted on 02/20/2006 2:43:05 PM PST by OB1kNOb ("All you get from our media is controversy, crap and confusion.")
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To: dfwgator

Eight seconds! You'll have to settle for the silver.


16 posted on 02/20/2006 2:43:10 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Ya think there's any warrantee involved here? Maybe a refund or something? Half price on his next vest?


17 posted on 02/20/2006 2:43:20 PM PST by RobinOfKingston (Man, that's stupid...even by congressional standards.)
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To: Smokin' Joe
You can get the claps when you suffer from premature jihadulation....
18 posted on 02/20/2006 2:43:21 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: CIDKauf

yea right! lol


19 posted on 02/20/2006 2:43:50 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: Aussie Dasher

Well he won't have the gut's to try that again.........


20 posted on 02/20/2006 2:44:01 PM PST by Osage Orange (Symbolism before Substance........the DemoSocialistMarxistLeftistLyingLibs New Testament)
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