[Dilbert56]

OK Dimocrats,

1. What friendly country is within helicopter range of Baghdad?
2. How vulnerable would troop-laden helicopters be coming at a time and place chosen by the enemy?
3. How many helicopters have to be shot down to equal one week's worth of casualties under the current deployment?
4. How do you win hearts and minds from 300 miles away?
5. Why do you think Democrat Congressmen and Congresswomen know how to fight a war better than people who have made a career of it?
6. Lastly, how is this different from Vietnam where we broke our promise to defend an ally after withdrawing?

Dimocrat Answers:

1. None - you're getting "hyper-technical" by asking these questions and we don't like you questioning our patriotism.
2. Very - but we want casualties to provide an excuse for reneging on support later.
3. We weren't told there was any math on this quiz
4. You can't - but they're Iraqi civilians who can't vote for us.
5. Because we conned people into electing us so we're experts on everything
6. It isn't - we want Iraq to turn into Vietnam. What are a few million innocent lives compared to us regaining political power?

[Milhous]

Why do you think Democrat Congressmen and Congresswomen know how to fight a war better than people who have made a career of it?

My thoughts exactly. American casualties will pay for Congressional micromanagement just as American casualties pay for Old Media sedition.

[VOYAGER]

The folks that voted these DemoRats into office and return the same kind of folks with the mindset of certifiable nut-cases election cycle after election cycle(RINOs included) are the real culprits and should be restrained for being so gullible or just plain stupid by nature,(a must and a naturally occurring internal dysfunction of all brain dead DemButts).

[Just A Nobody]

Great job! Dilbert56 for CONgress in '06