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What if Dick Cheney Hadn’t Stiffed the Press?
The American Thinker ^ | 2 20 06 | Herbert E. Meyer

Posted on 02/20/2006 5:54:19 AM PST by Kitten Festival

For more than a week now, the press has been beating up on Vice President Dick Cheney for his handling – or, rather, for his mis-handling – of how the accidental shooting of his friend while on a hunting trip in Texas was disclosed. The theme that runs through all this criticism is that the Vice President made a terrible mistake in not arranging for news of the shooting to be disclosed immediately, rather than waiting 14 hours to put out the word.

But what if Dick Cheney hadn’t stiffed the press? Let’s conduct what scientists call a “thought experiment.” Let’s press the rewind button and go back to the very moment of the accidental shooting….

Cheney spots a quail, pulls the trigger—and to his horror Harry Whittington falls to the ground. Without a moment’s hesitation the Vice President reaches into his pocket, pulls out his cell phone, and calls NBC News White House Correspondent David Gregory.

Gregory? This is Cheney. I’m hunting in Texas and I’ve just accidentally shot my friend.

When?

Thirty seconds ago, maybe forty. Took a while to find your number.

Is he dead or alive?

Don’t know. But I thought I better call you to get the word out fast.

While this conversation is taking place, another conversation is taking place on television:

Welcome to Hardball, I’m Chris Matthews. According to a new MSNBC poll, the Bush Administration is now the most hated and distrusted Administration in our country’s history. The question is, why. My guests today have two very different perspectives on all this. Nancy Pelosi is the House Democratic leader, and Katrina Vanden Heuvel is the highly-respected editor of the non-partisan magazine, The Nation.

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: accident; cheney; chrismatthews; harrywhittington; hunting; kennedy; media; teddykennedy; tedkennedy; texas
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To: Huck

You might like this one.


41 posted on 02/20/2006 10:29:32 AM PST by Howlin ("Quick, he's bleeding! Is there a <strike>doctor</strike> reporter in the house?")
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To: Barney Gumble

It's like the old story of the old man, the boy, and the donkey, going on a trip...no matter what they did (boy riding while man walked, old man riding while boy walked, both riding, neither riding) the by-standers would find fault with how they were handling it.


42 posted on 02/20/2006 11:06:48 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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Q: What if Dick Cheney Bill Clinton Hadn’t Stiffed the Press?

A: Their egos would have been deflated.

43 posted on 02/20/2006 11:35:06 AM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Proud to be a cotton-pickin' Republican on the GOP Plantation)
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To: Kitten Festival

Good article


44 posted on 02/20/2006 3:27:30 PM PST by EveningStar
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