Ah, no. Because doing the splits on one of those things will ruin a feller's chances for a family...not to mention for breathing. It's a painful enough accident for the ladies and it does happen in training.
53 posted on 02/20/2006 12:01:53 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
