Actually, I'm just asking a simple question. Apparently, there isn't really an answer. And I normally have no problem recognizing attempts at humor, but I missed it in your last post. Which part of that post did you intend to be humorous.
"I'm guessing you were or are Air Force."
I served in both the Navy and the Air Force and am currently in the Air National Guard.
Pretty much all of it was tongue in cheek. The Air Force is and always will be a point of aim for a laugh. I was merely carrying on a long tradition. Gyrenes are simple, Army is for ASVAB scores below 40, and the Coast Guard for folks over six feet tall. Us Squids are drunken smart-asses. The previous statements are generalizations that are used to great comedic effect. One thing about the previously mentioned services: they all pick on the Air Force. Get over it.