Would anyone be interested in accusing me of kidnapping and assaulting them? My odds of winning Powerball are not good, but I sure would like to have millions of dollars. So, if you could help me out, just call the police and say I was the one who did it...
"This is the clue. He doesn't really mean no military."
Yes, I will give 1 mil to anyone who will call the cops and tell them I raped them. Payable after the lawsuit, of course.