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HILL MAKES A LOVELY DUMMY (lefty with lousy hair lusting for power gets makeover)
nY POST ^ | February 16, 2006 | ANDREA PEYSER

Posted on 02/16/2006 3:35:14 AM PST by Liz


PHOTO EXCLUSIVE: Madame Tussaud's wax rendition of Sen. Hillary Clinton sports an appropriately frozen smile. Photo: N.Y. Post: Jim Alcorn

Here's a philosophical question: Isn't creating a wax figure of Hillary Clinton just a wee bit redundant? In her robin's-egg blue pantsuit, strenuously coiffed hair, and a smile plastered on her puss that says, "Don't eff with me, buddy," Her Hillaryness serves as inspiration for the newest dummy to grace Madame Tussaud's in Midtown.

All of which makes me wonder: How can you tell the real one from the fake? And, perhaps more importantly: Is there really much difference?

I got a sneak peek at the brand-new and totally unauthorized wax sculpture of Hillary, to be unveiled today at a mock Hillary 2008 political rally - just in time for Presidents Day.

Get it?

Now, I've met the former and wannabe future White House tenant on many occasions over the years. And I've studied and absorbed her shtick with equal parts fascination and revulsion, bordering on scary obsession.

My, how she's grown! When Hillary first shot out of husband Bill's shadow, lusting for political power, she was a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with lousy hair and leftist ideals.

Now she's developed into a painfully stiff, but hardworking, speaker with world-class hairstylists and center-right ideals that poll well in red states.

Still, it came as a shock to enter Tussaud's gallery - and see Hillary looking as if a butter pat would turn to ice in her mouth.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Politics/Elections
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To: Common Tator
I think if nothing changes Hillary will not run.. She will wait until 2012.

Oh, she'll really be attractive then.

41 posted on 02/16/2006 7:06:41 AM PST by Max in Utah (By their fruits you shall know them.)
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To: Liz

Looks like my wife's pyjamas.


42 posted on 02/16/2006 7:18:19 AM PST by ctdonath2
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To: ken5050

Bump


43 posted on 02/16/2006 7:40:46 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: Liz
I have always thought it was strange that Hillary would run for the Senate in the state of New York.

It dawned on me one day that she did so because she was assured of winning. That's right, I think the outcome was assured ahead of time. She would not have run if there would have been any doubt about her winning. Her ego cannot handle any form of rejection. It would simply shatter her image of herself, which she is incapable of handling emotionally.

Based upon this premise, I predict that Hillary will run in '08 if she is assured of winning. That is, if she runs, she will be elected. The demoRats will have rigged enough precincts in large metropolitan areas that will assure her of being elected. If she isn't sure she is going to win, she will not run.

With the current laws as I understand them, she can campaign and collect contributions without recourse. If she does not run, she gets to keep all of the contributions that were not spent, thus personally enriching herself. She has nothing to lose in acting like she is running.

If she runs, the fix is in.

Obligatory The Power of Makeup web site.

44 posted on 02/16/2006 7:43:43 AM PST by Texas Jack
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To: gakrak

45 posted on 02/16/2006 8:08:50 AM PST by Tuba Guy (I don't remember, I can't recall, I have no memory of that .....)
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To: Grateful One

Yeah, she's switching from Socialist to Objectivist.


46 posted on 02/16/2006 8:56:18 AM PST by Liz (Liberty consists in having the power to do that which is permitted by the law. Cicero)
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To: Texas Jack

Nice take.....looking back, as a candidate, the attitude she presented to voters was awfully smug and self-satisfied.....as if She Knew.


47 posted on 02/16/2006 8:59:21 AM PST by Liz (Liberty consists in having the power to do that which is permitted by the law. Cicero)
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To: mewzilla
Or this........


48 posted on 02/16/2006 9:01:32 AM PST by Liz (Liberty consists in having the power to do that which is permitted by the law. Cicero)
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To: Max in Utah
Oh, she'll really be attractive then.

AS attractive as Winston Churchill during his last term?

49 posted on 02/16/2006 9:15:03 AM PST by Common Tator
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To: Liz

Too much bronzer.


50 posted on 02/16/2006 9:15:44 AM PST by The Phantom FReeper (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: Liz

Yeah, she's switching from Socialist to Objectivism.....

Yep,and who better to promote selfishness to a virtue? (slight twist of tongue)


51 posted on 02/16/2006 9:17:22 AM PST by Grateful One
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To: Liz

"Is there really much difference?" Yeh! The wax dummy can't kill you.....


52 posted on 02/16/2006 9:20:04 AM PST by litehaus
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To: Tuba Guy


This is what The Hildabeast needs for a true touchup.
53 posted on 02/16/2006 9:31:03 AM PST by wjcsux (I would prefer to have the German army in front of me than the French army behind me- Gen. G. Patton)
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To: Common Tator
AS attractive as Winston Churchill during his last term?

Not by half! I'm thinking Mother Teresa's evil twin!

54 posted on 02/16/2006 9:31:34 AM PST by Max in Utah (Oh the Shame!)
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To: Liz

 


55 posted on 02/16/2006 9:34:28 AM PST by Fintan (Shut up. You're rude and silly. And ugly.)
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To: Max in Utah
I'm thinking Mother Teresa's evil twin!

That is maximum ugly times 3.

56 posted on 02/16/2006 9:36:16 AM PST by Common Tator
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To: Liz

You can put lipstick on a PIG, but it's still a PIG!!!


57 posted on 02/16/2006 9:36:22 AM PST by sissyjane (Don't be stuck on stupid!)
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To: Liz

LOL. Excellent article. My thoughts exactly.


58 posted on 02/16/2006 9:38:27 AM PST by pollyannaish
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To: mewzilla

LOL. Perfect.


59 posted on 02/16/2006 9:39:29 AM PST by veronica ("A person needs a sense of mission like the air he breathes...")
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To: Designer

She always looks like she's in the middle of a sex change....but hasn't quite finished.


60 posted on 02/16/2006 9:41:48 AM PST by bonfire
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