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Man who laughed at Cheney gets shot himself
WorldNetDaily.com ^
| February 15, 2006
Posted on 02/15/2006 5:51:07 PM PST by luv2ndamend
IRONY CAN BE PRETTY IRONIC Colorado man who laughed Monday when he first read Vice President Dick Cheney had shot a hunting companion was himself injured just hours later when he was accidentally blasted by his girlfriend in his own hunting mishap.
"I read that thing about the vice president and said to myself 'How can you shoot your friend with your gun?' And look what happened," said Josh Kayser of Lafayette, Colo.
According to the Longmont Daily Times-Call, the 21-year-old man was on the trail of raccoons that had been preying on chickens on his family's property.
As Kayser crouched down to look under a shed, his 17-year-old girlfriend, whose name was not released by authorities, crouched down behind him and accidentally shot him with a .22-caliber rifle.
The bullet reportedly entered behind his right ear, exited through his chin and ended up lodging in his left forearm.
Doctors chose not to remove the bullet, lest they cause nerve damage.
"I feel fine," Kayser told the paper. "It feels like a cigarette burn."
Kayser was discharged from Avista Adventist Hospital after spending the night, and police decided against filing any charges against his girlfriend.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bang; banglist; cheney; harrywhittington; irony; joshkayser; karma; pwn4g3
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To: luv2ndamend
That's what he gets for going out with a Cheney supporter and joking about Cheney in his girlfriend's presence.
To: luv2ndamend
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posted on
02/15/2006 5:59:21 PM PST
by
jdm
(You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
To: luv2ndamend
"Bang bang, my baby shot me down..."
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posted on
02/15/2006 5:59:26 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Islamofascists don't need cartoons. They're already caricatures.)
To: luv2ndamend
So this happened Monday, and they're JUST NOW getting around to notifying the press?
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posted on
02/15/2006 5:59:50 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: nhoward14
This guy's girlfriend better hope he doesn't die or she could be brought up on negligent homicide charges.
If he HAD died without any other witnesses to the incident, she'd have a hard time convincing the cops it was anything but deliberate. A bullet behind the ear sounds like an execution.
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:00:03 PM PST
by
kms61
To: luv2ndamend
Karma's a B!tch ain't it?
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:01:15 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(Brokeback Mountain: The ONLY western where the Cowboys GET IT IN THE END!!!)
To: Brilliant
As Kayser crouched down to look under a shed, his 17-year-old girlfriend, whose name was not released by authorities, crouched down behind him and accidentally shot him with a .22-caliber rifle. I wonder if the next line should read, ...WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT A PRE-NUP?
To: nhoward14
Did she have the proper permit to shoot a raccoon, this really needs to be investigated. This should be on the front page of every paper in the world!
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:02:19 PM PST
by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: luv2ndamend
The bullet reportedly entered behind his right ear, exited through his chin Oh good, at least it was nowhere near his brain.
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:02:23 PM PST
by
Darkwolf377
(An agnostic for religious freedom, not Islamofascistic multiculti PC secularism)
To: presidio9
They told the media first, silly! It's in the Constitution - just ask David Ggregory.
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:02:44 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
To: luv2ndamend
"it feels like a cigarette burn" Is that a universally understood sensation standard? 'Cuz I can't relate.
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:02:59 PM PST
by
I see my hands
(Arguing facts to a liar is like bringing a handshake to a gun fight.)
To: jan in Colorado
Colorado man who laughed Monday when he first read Vice President Dick Cheney had shot a hunting companion was himself injured just hours later when he was accidentally blasted by his girlfriend in his own hunting mishap. OK, now I'm gone! ;*)
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:04:35 PM PST
by
Just A Nobody
(NEVER AGAIN - Support our troops. I *LOVE* my attitude problem! Beware the Enemedia.)
To: luv2ndamend
As Kelso would say......"BURN"
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:04:51 PM PST
by
Randy Larsen
(I BELIEVE CONGRESSMAN WELDON!!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
MOOOOO!
BANG!
sorry, somebody had to say it.
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:08:25 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(Real engineers don't answer "why" questions.)
To: tubebender; Pete-R-Bilt; Eaker; humblegunner
I can't believe you didn't ping me to this.
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:09:13 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(Real engineers don't answer "why" questions.)
To: luv2ndamend
Accident Schmacident. This gal must be a FReeper!
;-)
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:10:05 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: luv2ndamend
Better start making your list.
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:10:11 PM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)
To: luv2ndamend
HA ha...
and the RATS take another one in the...
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:13:41 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: luv2ndamend
"here hold my beer, I'm going to look under the shed"
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:19:56 PM PST
by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: luv2ndamend
Duuuuuude! where's my chin and my jailbait girlfriend?
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posted on
02/15/2006 6:32:31 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
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