Original Cheney story reporter -- video interview with Katy Garcia, Corpus Christi Caller-Times

1 posted on 02/15/2006 10:22:47 AM PST by doug from upland

Rush finally said what I've been thinking for three days. This was reported to law enforcement --- the Secret Service.

2 posted on 02/15/2006 10:25:02 AM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means one more chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)

To: doug from upland

Bill to Regulate the Hunting & Harvesting of Attorneys
PC 370.00

370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.

370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.

370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.

370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 10 - 20 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.

370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day:
Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2;
Two-faced tortfeasors, 1;
Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3;
Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2;
Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4.
Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act).

ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.

3 posted on 02/15/2006 10:35:45 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (“Don't approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear, or a Fool from any side.”)

To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

A great addition to the thread.

4 posted on 02/15/2006 10:38:12 AM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means one more chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)

To: doug from upland

Too bad, Katy Garcia, works for the small time, flyover country, podunk rag Corpus Christi Caller-Times...and not the (on the way out) MSM

heh heh heh

5 posted on 02/15/2006 10:43:43 AM PST by B.O. Plenty (Islam, liberalism and abortions are terminal..)

To: doug from upland

People are making so much out of this non fatal accident.

How about the many fatal "accidents" during the Clinton treason?

6 posted on 02/15/2006 10:56:35 AM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (“Don't approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear, or a Fool from any side.”)

To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran

Those were accidental accidents, this was a deliberate accident.

7 posted on 02/15/2006 10:57:21 AM PST by CWOJackson (Tancredo? Wasn't he the bounty hunter in Star Wars?)

To: doug from upland

Rush finally said what I've been thinking for three days. This was reported to law enforcement --- the Secret Service.

I thought law enforcement was David Gregory, Dana Milbank, and Helen Thomas??????

8 posted on 02/15/2006 11:00:43 AM PST by D-Chivas

The differing coverage is astounding. An accidental shooting while hunting vs. a deliberate rape.

9 posted on 02/15/2006 11:29:10 AM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means one more chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)

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