[nopardons]

Trust me, all you'll attract are lefty females and homosexuals.

[farlander]

See my post #3. I hear ya. My experience is that they want some evidence of gonads, but not necessarily have that evidence rub them raw sensitive places. :)

[Threepwood]

Well, I can assure you're wrong. I've had a beard forever, and things have gone just fine. No hippies though. Maybe I need a thicker beard!

[brazzaville]

Good morning.
Trust me, all you'll attract are lefty females and homosexuals.

I'll be sure to let my wife know that you say she is a lefty and a homosexual.

I do appreciate that you aren't talking about quail hunting, though.

Michael Frazier