Good Morning troops! Good Morning everyone! My dad was in the Navy, but I'm not an actual military brat because he got out a little over a year before I was born. Anyway, I'm actually going to work with my dad today instead of school because of the major nosebleed I had last night (The doc put me on nasal spray a couple weeks ago for my sinuses which is probably the reason). But you're not supposed to take anti-inflammatory medicines (which includes over the counter stuff like Tylenol, Advil, Motrin, and Aleve) which are the very same medicines I take to keep migraines away. And as my dad so very eloquently put it, "There's no point in sending her to school if she can't make it through the day." (so that really wasn't very eloquent, but I couldn't think of another word). Anyway, here is today's humor attempt.
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.
"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"
"Yes," said the Navy brat.
"My dad has built them."
Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"
"Yes."
"It's my dad who's killed it!"
Morning, Minor!