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1 posted on 02/14/2006 2:47:47 PM PST by Willie Green
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'Ping' golf club joke to be inserted later


2 posted on 02/14/2006 2:48:27 PM PST by pikachu (I must be be built upside down -- my nose runs and my feet smell!)
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Interesting. Next we will find out that the Aztecs invented roller derby.


3 posted on 02/14/2006 2:49:51 PM PST by dinoparty
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Somehow I don't think they'll take credit for curling.


4 posted on 02/14/2006 2:50:39 PM PST by mainepatsfan
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They could use the same argument to claim they invented baseball, hockey, croquet, lacrosse, cricket..........


5 posted on 02/14/2006 2:50:58 PM PST by spinestein (All journalists today are paid advocates for someone's agenda.)
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China invented soccer too. See those old paintings of people kicking rocks around
6 posted on 02/14/2006 2:51:13 PM PST by 4rcane
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So what's their handicap?


7 posted on 02/14/2006 2:51:33 PM PST by SmithL (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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Man, there are going to be some very mad Scots when they read this.


8 posted on 02/14/2006 2:51:48 PM PST by fedupjohn (If we try to fight the war on terror with eyes shut + ears packed with wax, innocent people will die)
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They also invented hot-dogs....


10 posted on 02/14/2006 2:52:26 PM PST by The_Republican
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America: We invented Chinese food.


11 posted on 02/14/2006 2:52:31 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (An agnostic for religious freedom, not Islamofascistic multiculti PC secularism)
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They didn't get the credit because nobody knew what the hell "garf" was.


13 posted on 02/14/2006 2:53:12 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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China: We invented golf

That's nothing I invented the Chinese inferiority complex.

One billion infected and counting.

14 posted on 02/14/2006 2:54:02 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Have you hugged your accountant today?)
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They won't admit they invented soccor. Oh, God no.


16 posted on 02/14/2006 2:55:02 PM PST by jwh_Denver (Bode would win gold if he was drunk and maybe stoned.)
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Chinese authorities claim they have found ancient paintings depicting the fabrication of ancient paintings that depict great cultural achievements of the West, before the West invented them. The officials say "do you know what this means? It means that the art of taking credit for other's work was invented in China, not in France as previously believed. This news forces a reevaluation of China's place in the world."


18 posted on 02/14/2006 2:55:58 PM PST by Cyclopean Squid (History is a work in progress)
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Tiger Woods is the world's best golfer and he is Asian


20 posted on 02/14/2006 2:56:11 PM PST by ansel12
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Did they invent the kilt, too?

the game was taken to Europe by Mongolian travellers.

I guess that rugby on horseback thing they do with the dead goat really didn't catch on.

21 posted on 02/14/2006 2:56:34 PM PST by siunevada (If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
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I found a painting that shows Al Gore surfing FreeRepublic.com in 1972, right after he invented the internet.


24 posted on 02/14/2006 2:58:12 PM PST by krb (ad hominem arguments are for stupid people)
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If I were them, I'd be very quiet about inventing such a notorious game. I guess they invented fireworks to celebrate a hole-in-one.


25 posted on 02/14/2006 2:58:12 PM PST by Ben Mugged ("Television is the most perfect democracy, You sit there with your remote control and vote")
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There will come time when the the ChiComs will claim
to have invented just about everything.
26 posted on 02/14/2006 2:58:13 PM PST by StormEye
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And I think they also invented that little whirly thing-a-majig that gets rid of gophers!

No, Algore invented that the summer he stayed with his aunt over in Picksley...

27 posted on 02/14/2006 2:58:18 PM PST by Bender2 (Redid my FR Homepage just for ya'll... Now, Vote Republican and vote often!)
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That's not true---everyone knows Al Gore invented golf!!


28 posted on 02/14/2006 2:58:26 PM PST by taillightchaser
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