Okay. So I won't limit my scorn to the Comical but will extend it to MSN as well. :) Seriously, would it be that hard to title the story "Man Accidently Shot by Cheney Suffers Heart Attack?" Victim is a loaded word.
Yes it would be. I think they have computer software that would automatically change whatever phrase to a loaded phrase. You know, just in case one of the editors accidentally feels some compassion or lets the truth slip through.