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Bill Lifts Ban on Gay, Fat or Pregnant Troops
Scrappleface ^ | 2006-02-14 | Scott Ott

Posted on 02/14/2006 7:31:26 AM PST by Tarkin

(2006-02-14) — The sponsor of a House bill to lift the ban on homosexuals in the military said today that he would add a provision removing the bans on overweight and pregnant troops as well.

Rep. Martin Meehan, D-MA, released a report today showing that the military’s ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy has resulted in 9,501 people leaving the service during a 10-year period due to their alleged homosexuality, wasting roughly $364 million in training investments and other costs.

During that same time, 36,513 people separated from the service for failing to meet weight standards, and 26,446 left during pregnancy.

The Government Accounting Office (GAO) estimated the cost of losing 62,959 troops who were either pregnant or overweight at $2.4 billion.

“The military desperately needs recruits, and we’re rejecting patriotic Americans because of irrelevant lifestyle choices,” said Rep. Meehan, a member of the House Armed Services Committee who sponsored the bill to lift the bans. “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ has failed for homosexuals, and it would not work for fat or pregnant troops either because their lifestyle choices are even more obvious. One way or the other, they’re coming out.” (...)

(Excerpt) Read more at scrappleface.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dod; dontaskdonttell; gay; homosexualagenda; military; militarypreparedness; militaryreadiness; obesity; pentagon; scrappleface; troops
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1 posted on 02/14/2006 7:31:28 AM PST by Tarkin
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To: Tarkin

You know I look for the "Scrappleface" now on most stories.


2 posted on 02/14/2006 7:32:40 AM PST by trubluolyguy (Where did they get those ref's, the WWE?)
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To: Tarkin

I think we should allow Islam fundamentalist to enlist and get top secret clearances and drive our new technology etc.... It would be a kinder, newer military.


3 posted on 02/14/2006 7:34:29 AM PST by One Proud Dad
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To: trubluolyguy

The funniest thing is, nowadays about half the stories I look for a Scrappleface byline on turn out to be real stories - and are even more amazing than what Scrappleface can make up!


4 posted on 02/14/2006 7:35:12 AM PST by joebuck
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To: Tarkin

Even if this is fake, it's a little too close to the truth.


5 posted on 02/14/2006 7:35:16 AM PST by stan the beaver (We will kill the ones who eat us, and eat the ones we kill!!)
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To: Tarkin

Even if this is fake, it's a little too close to the truth.


6 posted on 02/14/2006 7:35:17 AM PST by stan the beaver (We will kill the ones who eat us, and eat the ones we kill!!)
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To: Tarkin

“A jelly doughnut — no problem, Private Pyle!”


7 posted on 02/14/2006 7:35:26 AM PST by dighton
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To: joebuck

Yes!


8 posted on 02/14/2006 7:36:23 AM PST by cvq3842
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To: Tarkin

LOL - Ott got me there. I thought it was the real thing.


9 posted on 02/14/2006 7:37:08 AM PST by Enterprise (The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
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To: Tarkin

So it's against the rules to get a fat, gay soldier PG -

Typical Rat law -

Gee bubba now what we going to do this weekend?


10 posted on 02/14/2006 7:38:18 AM PST by kentj
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To: Tarkin

Mahhhty Mehan would do this...


11 posted on 02/14/2006 7:41:48 AM PST by rahbert
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To: Tarkin

The new MREs will contain Cheetos.


12 posted on 02/14/2006 7:42:46 AM PST by stainlessbanner (^W^)
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To: Tarkin

Pregnant Troops In Foxholes? Inconceivable~!


13 posted on 02/14/2006 7:44:45 AM PST by Flavius Josephus (Enemy Idealogies: Pacifism, Liberalism, and Feminism, Islamic Supremacism)
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To: Tarkin
If you want a leaner, meaner fighting machine defending America, return to the days when being a fighting machine meant something. We never had these problems or loses when I was in the Army. Politics! That's the problem!

When congress allowed the US military to be a "proving ground" for "all", the problems started. The military is not for everyone, or at least that's the way it used to be.

Today, with congress and politics as the driving force, these problems will only get more expensive not better.
14 posted on 02/14/2006 7:45:17 AM PST by SR 50 (Larry)
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To: One Proud Dad

Well, if we can't do that, how about having them provide port security along the East Coast?


15 posted on 02/14/2006 7:45:32 AM PST by Flavius Josephus (Enemy Idealogies: Pacifism, Liberalism, and Feminism, Islamic Supremacism)
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To: kentj

Thay don't let us doo nuthin' no mow-er. (spit)


16 posted on 02/14/2006 7:46:42 AM PST by Flavius Josephus (Enemy Idealogies: Pacifism, Liberalism, and Feminism, Islamic Supremacism)
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To: Tarkin

When I saw the headline I thought to myself - I hope to God that's scrappleface.

Whew.

With the idiot-fiend leftists, you never know.


17 posted on 02/14/2006 7:47:59 AM PST by little jeremiah
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To: SR 50

It is for everyone who wants a free education and training, but does not want to fight for their country.


18 posted on 02/14/2006 7:48:30 AM PST by One Proud Dad
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To: One Proud Dad

Your right. But don't forget the free abortions and free breast implants also.


19 posted on 02/14/2006 8:06:18 AM PST by SR 50 (Larry)
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To: Tarkin

But I thought that, in order to make E-7, you had to be at least 75 pounds overweight and have a coffee cup welded to your right index finger. At least, that seemed to be the case with most Navy CPO's I dealt with in the 70's.


20 posted on 02/14/2006 8:13:51 AM PST by NRA1995 (If feminists are so smart, why do they need masturbation workshops?)
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