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TV comedians target Cheney hunting accident
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| 2-13-06
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Posted on 02/13/2006 6:55:02 PM PST by Serious Capitalist
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actually these are pretty funny...
To: Serious Capitalist
As Rush asked today: What would you rather do? Take a drive with Ted Kennedy or go hunting with Dick Cheney? One would leave you to drown, the other calls for help!
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posted on
02/13/2006 6:58:27 PM PST
by
BullDog108
("Conservatives believe in God. Liberals think they are God." ---Ann Coulter)
To: Serious Capitalist
I certain pars of Texas, it`s the responsibility of hunters to harvest as many lawyers as possible ( and a damn fine idea)
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posted on
02/13/2006 6:58:51 PM PST
by
bybybill
(If the Rats win, we are doomed)
To: Serious Capitalist
Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent.
"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?'
These two are quite funny, actually.
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:00:35 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: Serious Capitalist
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:01:19 PM PST
by
Past Your Eyes
(If we're not going to learn from the past, what's the point of having one. -Peggy Hill)
To: Serious Capitalist
these are pretty funny... Yes they are.
We knew the jokes were coming. So we might as well enjoy them.
You gotta believe Bush is going to be giving it to Cheney pretty good.
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:03:37 PM PST
by
Mr. Brightside
(Me? I'm just a lawn mower.)
To: Serious Capitalist
I agree that they're funny, though I am sure the Left will use the incident as ammunition.
To: Serious Capitalist
Yah they are. If you can't laugh at Cheney over this your funny bone is busted.........
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:04:07 PM PST
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: Serious Capitalist
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:04:43 PM PST
by
MCH
To: Serious Capitalist
LOL!
Yes they are, since the other hunter is going to be OK!
I still have not heard if Cheney still got his quail, though...
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:05:49 PM PST
by
sarasmom
(I don't care who John Gault is, I just need directions to his current location!)
To: Past Your Eyes
LOL actually the fact it wasn't game is the whole problem .... ;)
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:06:12 PM PST
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: festus
Early this morning I heard a song by Tim Cavenaugh (on the Bob and Tom show) about this incident. It was to the tune of "Janey's Got A Gun".
Our second in Command
Shot a 78 year old man
If it's online somewhere, I'd love to hear it again!
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:07:16 PM PST
by
Dianna
To: All
I thought that Jay Leno was going to be pre-empted this week because of the Olympics.
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:09:34 PM PST
by
ClarenceThomasfan
(It's like a plantation - and you know what I mean!)
To: Serious Capitalist
When his buddy turns out to be OK, Cheney should have a sign made for his desk that says: The buck shot stops here.
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:09:35 PM PST
by
stevem
To: Serious Capitalist
Actually, they aren't that funny:
"we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."
"We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney."
"Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear"
These guys shouldn't quit there day jobs.
OK, one was kind of funny: " In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent."
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:09:41 PM PST
by
frankjr
To: Xenalyte
Good Start,, Richard Cheney.
Can we line a few more up.
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:09:44 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)
To: Serious Capitalist
There was so much snow in Washington, D.C., Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear. Who's writing Leno's jokes?
This one is really lame.
They oughta be able to do much better.
To: festus
I agree. But I'd like to hear from Cheney. He could address this on a morning show and make short work of the press frenzy...maybe on Imus or Rush
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:11:41 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: stevem
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:12:24 PM PST
by
Jedidah
To: Serious Capitalist
actually these are pretty funny... Yeah, they are!
Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." _ "I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?'"
LMAO...
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posted on
02/13/2006 7:13:19 PM PST
by
Fruitbat
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