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Dick Cheney and a few lawyers are out in the woods hunting when one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The VP whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He says to the operator, "I think one of my associates is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.

Cheney's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

8 posted on 02/13/2006 2:09:48 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)

To: theDentist; Xenalyte

"First thing, we kill all the lawyers."

35 posted on 02/13/2006 2:19:02 PM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion (The idea around which liberalism coheres is that NOTHING actually matters but PR.)

Cheney's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

*snort*

58 posted on 02/13/2006 2:51:39 PM PST by SuziQ

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