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It's unclear to me, based on the following, whether there was an out of season taking:

{P.C. 370.00} The Hunting & Harvesting of Attorneys

{370.01} Any person with a valid in-state rodent, or snake, or varmint hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.

{370.02} Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

{370.03} The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.

{370.04} It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.

{370.05} It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

{370.06} It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 10 - 20 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

{370.07} It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.

{370.08} If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

{370.09} It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

{370.10} Bag and Possession Limits per day:
Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2;
Two-faced tortfeasors, 1;
Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3;
Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2;
Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4.
Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act).

{ARS 8007.21} It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.