Let's cut to the chase. We must ban cricket bats.
Yep, first baldes, then cricket bats, then it will be illegal to have any loose stones on your property as they will make handy weapons...
Let's cut to the chase. We must ban cricket bats./rocks
Let's see how funny you think it is when some hooligan stabs you in the cheek with a fork (or maybe your dad does it at the dinner table when you don't finish your peas), eh buddy? That's the real menace to society, forks! Once we've got those off the table, so to speak, all will be sweetness and light and the lions will lay with the lambs.
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Lets cut to the chase: 2X4s must be banned
Then...
Lets cut to the chase: Rocks must be banned
And then...etc, etc.
The utter incompetence of the left is amazing.