[cchandler]

Once this happens, we'll see a new headline:

Let's cut to the chase. We must ban cricket bats.

[trebb]

Yep, first baldes, then cricket bats, then it will be illegal to have any loose stones on your property as they will make handy weapons...

[End Times Sentinel]

Let's cut to the chase. We must ban cricket bats./rocks

Let's see how funny you think it is when some hooligan stabs you in the cheek with a fork (or maybe your dad does it at the dinner table when you don't finish your peas), eh buddy?  That's the real menace to society, forks!  Once we've got those off the table, so to speak, all will be sweetness and light and the lions will lay with the lambs.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[VaBthang4]

And then of course...

Let’s cut to the chase: 2X4s must be banned

Then...

Let’s cut to the chase: Rocks must be banned

And then...etc, etc.

The utter incompetence of the left is amazing.