Wow. That whole posting is taken staight from the Creationism Handbook of Catch Phrases.
Well, like a "catcher" in the rye, I was able to "catch" some grief and "catch" up on some things.
The statements were "catches" all right, must have been an early bird "catching" the worm or maybe simply just a "catch-all." "Catching" on is even better as you can be a "catch" with red hands or a "catch" with your pants down if not. I think it was "catching" instead. Maybe it will "catch" on someday.