[Casloy]

I attended a gay seminar once and woke up the next morning in a bath house with a sore butt and a thankyou note in my hand

At least you were the victim of a polite predator. I didn't get even a note.

[beaver fever]

Don't you hate when they don't even have the manners to say thank you. The worst insult is too find a note with the number of a cab company in your hand. How's that for gratitude?