[Dr.Zoidberg]

I could comment, but frankly, I don't want the Free Republic Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice to think I have anything to do with pornographic materials.

Nope, not me.

(walks away whistling and trying to appear nonchalant)

[tumblindice]

It's right there in the book, Doc: "Touch not, view not the
unclean thing, or, verily, your weiner will fall off.
Spartacus 4: subsection viii.

Now some banger will cite something with "fruits" in it, and we all go ballistic thinking its another Brokeback thread . . . I think I could go for a while without hearing more about horny (`Epic love story!') sheepherders or outraged (but peaceful, dammit) moon worshippers.
Officially Jaded,
TD