[tumblindice]

It's right there in the book, Doc: "Touch not, view not the
unclean thing, or, verily, your weiner will fall off.
Spartacus 4: subsection viii.

Now some banger will cite something with "fruits" in it, and we all go ballistic thinking its another Brokeback thread . . . I think I could go for a while without hearing more about horny (`Epic love story!') sheepherders or outraged (but peaceful, dammit) moon worshippers.
Officially Jaded,
TD

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Well, when you have to deal with this much male jelly. You have no choice but taking your problems into claw.

Or ...um... so I've been told....

(quick furtive look in panic)

[SlowBoat407]

It's right there in the book, Doc: "Touch not, view not the unclean thing, or, verily, your weiner will fall off. Spartacus 4: subsection viii.

"strengthen your mind against the naughty bits, and harden your parts, lest they shrink from the proper way."